Holly: Rachel, you suck! Oh my god, you’re like a total drag. Has anyone ever told you that?
Puck: I have.

— The Substitute

Finn: Something happened to me and I can’t really get into it but it’s shaken me to my core.
Puck: Oh my god, he’s coming out.

- Grilled Cheesus

Finn: Wait, who says it’s gonna be over?
Mercedes: Please. You think Puck or Santana are even gonna acknowledge my existence once we’re not in Glee Club together anymore?
Puck: …She has a point.

- Journey

Rachel: Do you know that when we dated the rest of the school gave us a nickname? Puckleberry.
Puck: That’s humiliating.

- Bad Reputation

Finn: I think we really came together this week as a team.
Puck: Yeah a gay team. A big gay team of dancing gays.

- Preggers

Puck: I’m just saying she has a point. You are kind of an idiot.
Finn: Nice support, dude. Whatever happened to bros before hoes?

- Wheels